The Best (according to the judges)
The Worst (according to the judges)
8:59 Resisting the urge to read episode info...
9:01 Suede talking about Suede is going to get old very quickly.
9:04 This model drafting is all too reminiscent of gym class.
9:05 Making a cocktail dress for the model? Snooze (unless it's anything like the model wedding dress fiasco of season 1).
9:06 Green fabrics? Good. This challenge? Still, yawn.
9:07 The models pick the fabric, now I'm awake. If there's one thing we've learned after religiously watching Project Runway for several seasons, it's that a lovely face and good style do not go hand-in-hand.
9:18 Kelli to Stella "Hey, Drapey Draperson!" Now, there's a catchphrase.
9:20 I'm drooling over the dress Emily is wearing. In fact, I'm being more entertained by the designer's outfits than what they're sewing. Just look at Kenley's entire persona or Leanne's geeky-chic glasses.
9:21 Tim Gunn just said "hot mess." A sign of the apocalypse, perhaps?
9:24 A young celebrity?!? -oohs and ahs-
9:29 If Stella needed leather so badly, maybe she could just use some of Blayne's overly tan skin?
9:36 A Rachel Zoe reality show? I think I'm going to "die" Remind me not to tune in (although, I inevitably will).
9:39 Notice that Nina is now just "editor-at-large."
9:39 The young celebrity guest judge is...Natalie Portman! I wish I could stand behind a shadow screen and do jazz hands and look as cute as her.
9:40 Keith, your dress reminds me of fine draperies. A bubble hem? Seriously? I though we had moved on.
9:42 These designers aren't doing much to promote eco-fabric.
9:46 Wait, Stella's is one of the best? It looks like something a semi-rocker girl would wear to her wedding...in 1998.
9:47 Leanne's is one of the worst? I find it interesting and adorable. Those darn judges...
9:56 I can't get over how much Suede's dress reminds me of my tot ballet class costume.
9:57 It's OK, Kenley, yours is still lovely.
9:58 Leanne! Leanne! Leanne!
9:59 I'm sorry, Wesley, your look is clean and classy, that dress, however, is not.
10:00 Next week: ponchos, trash talk, and a Tim Gunn freakout. I can't wait!
Those were my thoughts on this week's episode, what about yours, dear reader?