Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Peeves, Part Uno


Do you ever just get really annoyed by the littlest things? Well,if you don't, you either are the reincarnation of a saint or you have a supernatural amount of patience. I have neither of these things and I've decided to share my biggest pet peeves in a series I like to call, well, peeves.

-Bluetooth( not even sure if thats the correct spelling)
Seriously, take a step back and look at your life if it requires you to constantly wear a cell phone headpiece in your ear. Moreover, the reason I really hate Bluetooth are situations like this one at the grocery store last week:

Lady with obnoxious designer bag and Bluetooth (note: it was on her left ear, I was standing to her right. We are the only people in the aisle): Hmmm...what do you think is better? The vanilla honey granola or the cinnamon raisin?

Me: Well, I've never tried either before so I couldn't tell you, sorry.

Lady (doesn't even realize I spoke to her): Yea, but I can't decide because I know Maddie really like cinnamon raisin and Hunter likes the vanilla honey. Oh, whatever, I'll just get both. So anyways, how was your blind date with whats his name?(She walks away).

At this moment I realize she is wearing that darn Bluetooth in her ear.

-When there are crumbs in the stick of butter.
So, you know when someone's scraping butter on your toast and the crumbs go on the knife,take some more with it, and then don't bother to scrap off the crumbs on the stick of butter? It drives me insane! If I wanted your onion bagel crumbs on my poppyseed bagel, I would have ate an everything bagel!

So those are my peeves for today.What about you, dear reader, what bothers you?

4 comments:

mary said...

"-Bluetooth( not even sure if thats the correct spelling)
Seriously, take a step back and look at your life if it requires you to constantly wear a cell phone headpiece in your ear. Moreover, the reason I really hate Bluetooth are situations like this one at the grocery store last week:"
HAHAHA. I'm actually laughing at this story..

Alex said...

I like your blog(:
My no. 1 pet peeve:
When people refer to their parents as Mom and Dad and niglect to say the "my" in front. As in "Today, Mom and I went to the mall." OK, BUDDY, SHE IS NOT MY MOTHER ALSO! Haha. It's somewhat of an odd pet peeve but it really peeves me!

Melissa said...

HAHA! This just made my day :]

Little Miss Quirky (a.k.a. Gabby) said...

Thanks,everyone! I'm glad I could make your day a little better.