Save 57 predictable minutes of your life and look at the Project Runway collections here. Because I bet you all an ice cream cake that the finale will go like this:
Darn you, Kenley. I want to hate you, but this is so so so cute.
10:00-10:08: "OMG TODAY IS THE BIG DAY. BRYANT PARK IS MY DREAM. -TEARS-"
10:10-10:20: A model will not show up. Someone will have an emotional breakdown. Tim Gunn will make everything better. The model shows up, albeit extremely hungover. Everyone is happy.
10:25- 10:27: Heidi Klum spiels in a miniskirt.
10:30-10:45: We finally see the clothes.
10: 45- 10:57: "Impeccable taste blah blah blah slutty slutty blah blah blah ..." -Michael Kors
*We tune in*
10:59: The winner is announced (TEAM LEANNE) and I am finally free from the most uninspiring season yet. Phew.
So, please, do yourselves a favor and tune into the Presidential Debate instead. Or, if you want to really shake things up, the Phillies vs. Dodgers game. Yes, even a baseball game amuses me more than this season.