Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Gossip Girl (and Boy)

I'm digging this fall look from Lorick by Abigail Lorick (via NYMag). If you remember correctly, dear reader, she got her start when Gossip Girl used her line as Eleanor Waldorf's on the show. Speaking of Gossip Girl, did anyone else tune in the other night? Did anyone else catch the annoyingly obnoxious product placements for Dunkin' Donuts, Vitamin Water, and a bajillion other things?

I really love to hate Gossip Girl. I've come to the realization that I cannot watch that show without screaming at the television in disgust multiple times. "YOU ARE ALL SPOILED BRATS. Yes, even you, Humphrey children ,who live on the "wrong side of the tracks." Last time I checked, Jenny, poor kids don't carry multiple Foley and Corinna bags and live in chic Williamsburg lofts!"

"You all need to go to church on your way to rehab!""Come on, Nate, you can do so much better than that Botox injected cougar. Seriously, this whole hot teenage boy affair plot is the most overdone thing in television. Desperate Housewives anyone?"

I'm really quite tired of everyone looking to Blair and Serena as the style icons of the show. Last night's headband count was a very disappointing 4. Maybe that's because they're in the Hamptons and they're supposed to be "relaxed" or something (I wouldn't know how one is suppose to dress in the Hamptons. I only know that is where Ina Garten magically makes roast chicken and chocolate cake while donning a denim smock.).
I think we all need to direct our attention to the real style icon of this show, Mr. Chuck Bass. Yep, some are even calling him the next Carrie Bradshaw.


Is it weird that I find myself wondering "Where can I get a shrunken version of that blazer Chuck is sporting?" Yeah, I thought so...

P.S. Please read this reality index of the episode. It will make you spit out your water onto the keyboard like I *might* have done just a few minutes ago.

8 comments:

starbrained said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! Chuck! I love Chuck. He always looks so dapper!

Mary said...

!!!
THAT MAN is BEAUTIFUL
mm

Human Racing said...

Um...CHUCK BASS IS GORGEOUS LOVE! Anyhoo, I really like Loricks aesthetic. nice picture you chose.

it.takes.both. said...

chuck bass is so hmmm...what's the word, i don't know, focused on getting the girl. any girl. it's so..yuck.
actually, i missed the first episode of this season, but still. Chuck bass, hot?
i will say that i really like blake lively in real life. barely at all in the show

Copycat Sasha said...

We-ell in case you were wondering..people in the hamptons dress very preppy..think lily pultizer and vera bradley.
I was actually quite disappointed by this particular episode, not as exciting as I'd hoped.

Kat said...

I can't watch Gossip Girl because I love the books and I know they'd ruin it for me.


Also, you cannot be a teenage girl.
I am a teenage girl. I know teenage girls. You're way too witty, amazing, and hilarious to be one of them (us).

Gabby said...

Haha. I think I'll take that as a compliment.

Kat said...

oh, btw, in late august i got a fantastic blazer at victoria's secret. it was a bit spendy, and i don't even know if they have them anymore, and it really doesn't look like chuck's up there, but it's cute.